I Can Hear You, Damn it!
- Jul 22, 2023 - Jul 23, 2023
- 751 Paseo Nuevo Santa Barbara CA, California 93101
Claudia Hoag McGarry presents
I Can Hear You, Damn It!
Written by Claudia Hoag McGarry
Directed by Jordana Lawrence
July 22 – 23, 2023
Audrey Kahn, a famous actress, is out walking with her daughter when she falls to the ground in what appears to be a cardiac arrest. She is rushed to the hospital and falls into a coma. Audrey’s daughter, Amy, and son, Robert, are erroneously told she is in a vegetative state without a lot of hope for improvement.
Unknown to them, there has been an error, and two charts have been confused; it is actually another coma patient there at the same time who DOES have a dire prognosis, not Audrey. In fact, Audrey can hear almost everything people say to her while they believe she cannot hear a word.
A whole array of characters visit the patient. They tell her secrets, confess things they did or did not do, proclaim their love, apologize… or, as in the case of her colorful nurse, audition for her incessantly. Dramas are aplenty in this funny and poignant story of a person learning the whole truth and nothing but.
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Performance dates and times:
Saturday, July 22 at 2:00 pm
Saturday, July 22 at 7:00 pm
Sunday, July 23 at 2:00 pm
General Admission: $25
Students with ID: $20
**All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges.**
All seating is general admission unless otherwise noted. For all performances, there is limited late seating once the performance begins. Please plan your arrival time accordingly.
There are no social distancing requirements in place for seating. There are no vaccine or testing requirements at this time. Masks are encouraged but not required. We are continuing our mitigation efforts. The HVAC system for the theater is set to bring in 100% fresh air. We are using CDC-recommended MERV-13 filters, the air is turned over 7.35 times an hour, and we also have portable HEPA air purifiers and our generous use of hand sanitizer. (thank you to the Santa Barbara Foundation!) All of our staff are fully vaccinated, and performers are either vaccinated or tested negative before performing.
You can use either e-tickets, print-at-home tickets, or request Will Call tickets to be waiting for you at the Box Office. If you have any questions, please email Executive Director Teri Ball at email@example.com.
Thank you to everyone in the community who supported us through this prolonged intermission. We would not still be here without your support.