TEACHER

The Styling Bros present

TEACHER
Shut Up and Take the TEST!

Directed by Glenn Landon
Starring--The Styling Bros

June 4 – 9, 2024

View the beauty and Alice-in-Wonderland insanity of a teacher's life through the lens of a comedy musical written by a veteran teacher. 22 faculty left my school the year I left, come and find out WHY.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a staged reading, not a fully produced show.

Performance Dates and Times:
**Tuesday, June 4 at 7:00 pm (ON HOLD)
**Wednesday, June 5 at 7:00 pm (ON HOLD)

** PLEASE NOTE: Tuesday and Wednesday performances have been put on hold. Additional information will be posted Tuesday morning, and all ticket buyers will be updated. Thank you.

Thursday, June 6 at 7:00 pm
Friday, June 7 at 7:00 pm
Saturday, June 8 at 2:00 pm
Saturday, June 8 at 7:00 pm
Sunday, June 9 at 2:00 pm
Sunday, June 9 at 7:00 pm

Ticket Prices:
General Admission: $25
Patron Ticket: $50
**Patron ticket includes a donation toward offsetting the cost of the production.
Teacher Ticket: $5
**Ticket price for current and retired teachers only.

Student Ticket: $0  Student Tickets ONLY available at the box office. Must show ID.

Ticket price for Helicopter Parents: $87,972
Ticket price for Administrators: $94,787
(Satire)

**All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges.**

All seating is general admission unless otherwise noted. For all performances, there is limited late seating once the performance begins. Please plan your arrival time accordingly.

You can use e-tickets, print-at-home tickets, or request that Will Call tickets be waiting for you at the Box Office. If you have any questions, please email Jim Sirianni at info@centerstagetheater.org.
Thank you to everyone in the community for your continued support. We would not still be here without you!